Joss Whedon is the Devil

Posted: June 7, 2008 in Reviews
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Forget all those t-shirts that say ‘Joss is God’ or ‘Joss Whedon is My Master Now’…Joss Whedon is pure, unadulterated EVIL.  The man has no soul.  Behind those cold, cruel eyes is a pit of deep, sucking despair that draws the warmth away from all living beings around him leaving them chill and questioning their very reason for being.

How else do you explain the utter torment he puts his readers through?  How else can you justify what he did to Kitty Pryde at the end of Giant Size Astonishing X-Men #1?  He brings her back, reunites her with Peter and then…

…and then he let Drew Goddard screw up Xander’s love life in the Buffy comic…

…and then…

I can’t go on.  Joss, you evil, EVIL bastard.  How could you?

See?  There is no soul behind those eyes.

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