I wish we’d thought of this…

Posted: June 28, 2010 in DC Comics, Humor
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Props to Rich Johnston over at Bleeding Cool for his “What if Mark Millar wrote for DC again” thread which provided me with the LOL moment of the day. Thank God I wasn’t drinking coffee at the time I read this:

So my question is: why all the Millar hate? 😛 Elliott

  1. TheGateJester says:

    That is hilarious.

  2. hahaha can’t believe it took so long for someone to think of this

  3. Mike F says:

    Everytime Mark Millar makes a comic, an Angel loses its wings… TRUE FACT!

  4. I have this issue of Superman signed by Dan Jurgens. Thanks for posting this! That is way too funny 🙂

  5. Y’know what they should do? Make the entire issue of this Mark Millar style! That would be effin’ hilarious!

  6. Mike F says:

    This is more so sad than it is funny in my opinion. It just reminds us that some piece of fucking shit writer is still employed and making money.

  7. Stamps says:

    Oh My God!!!!!!! that’s hysterical. made my day

  8. kurumais says:

    and all the world will know superman’s secret shame because lois is definitely going to run that story complete with pics by olsen

  9. Insideman says:

    Who knew screwing Doomsday would be like screwing a cat?

    (Male cats have little spiny protrusions on their penises.)


  10. Venom829 says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LOL! SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😛

  11. generaldark says:

    didnt find it funny, just sad of how true this would be…

  12. While I do find this funny I also find it sad as well as many of you guys. As many of you may know I want to become a comic book writer someday and Millar was one of my early influences. I love his work on Ultimate X-Men, The Ultimates, and Superman: Red Son. To see what he has become now breaks my heart. I read Old Man Logan and hated it. I loathed it. Then two weeks later I read Red Son and when I was nearing the end of Red Son I started to cry a little because I just couldn’t believe that the guy who wrote Red Son, wrote OML.

    I know I bash Millar, Loeb, Bendis, Johns, and Marvel often, not because I disrespect them, but because I’m a huge fan of their previous work that was really, really good and to see what they are now makes me sad and deep down I know they can do better.

    • you can’t see but i’m stading up claping and you’re right millar’s is a tradegy story maybe he’s longing for dc but marvel won’t let him go and if you read the afterword in turf he knows he fucked up bad.

      where as bendis dosen’t research and has lost all love for comics there was a video were a few avengers writers were doing a signing and the reporter asked ed brubaker what do you think about the recent developments in captain america and brubaker said ask brian and bendis said i’m not reading it he’s definately lost all his love for comics.

      you said about being a writer someday i had idea for a comic come check it out on my blog page i need the attention you are speking the truth man i think everyone here thinks that about these writers.

    • Deemar says:

      Bud don’t let the missteps of your creative heroes get ya down.

      Just strive to be the best writer you can be.

      Yo’ Joe!

  13. Deemar says:


    That sounds like Millar

  14. Jeremy says:

    No,no, no. it’s supposed to happen to Lois sill. And Superman is supposed to be an alcoholic!
    Oh and Jimmy has to be a pervert.

  15. tomstewdevine says:

    Elliot, your question is “why all the millar hate?”. Well come on Elliot you and Jose started it.

  16. mattcd42 says:

    I can’t wait for the ‘plot twist’ Lois Lane with a strap on…

  17. Brett says:

    Elliot your slimming down eh.

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